The Ordinary Extraordinaire!

We begin in the skies above!

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:18:28 GMT

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Jo~ohnnyy~!! The console did something that I don't know don't know don't know what it is but your picture is on it and it's a REALLY good one too why don't I have that photo in my room are you holding out on meeee~??

Hm..? May, what have I said of toying around with this? Tsk.. tsk, is this the sound of no desserts tonight I hear~?

Uwaah! But it made noise and it never did that before and I was just being As-ser-tive and fixing it for you! Johnny's so mean!

Ooii, per-haps that was a bit premature.. Let us see here.. Wanted.. One-hundred billion world dollars? It's nearly quadrupled.. Was that piece of junk really all that worth to them? Tsh.. .. Heh! One would think with money like that IPF could be spending it much more... productively. Annnd.. using the Forbidden Network no less..

What.. are... they.. up to?

JohnnyJohnnyJohnny I want that picture! Lemme have that picture please please please please please?

Ah, this is a complimentary angle... Not that all angles on this stunning face are flattering already.

Do that hacking thing Novel talks about! I bet I can use something to bash it outta there!

Let's... use the keys first, princess. It's less damaging to expensive material.. If I remember correctly, and I always do.. I can make this an enhanced experience.

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Aiiee! Johnny you made it so sparkly! Do more do more do more!

Flashy, no?

OKAY! Flashy flashy! Here I can do it!

A-ah, May OOF!

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Ooohh so so pretty... Need's more flash!

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Is not the real thing bright enough, sweets?

Y-yeah but! I want to use this as a nightlight! Gooooo flash!

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Hoooooold on there!

May-chan what's that light!?

April I don’t know how to turn it off! Johnny DO SOMETHING!

Hey, hey I'm more of a sensual guy than a technical guy..!

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WAAAAAHHHH!!

Bwwaahhh.. I can't seeeee...

All the letters fell off...

GHn..! ...That garners a week without confectionaries.. If it hadn't been for my glasses...

JOHN~NY! NO fair no fair no faiiirr!!

Taaake comfort that that actually skewed the Want-add off the network... However who's to say about elsewhere it has been posted.. Perhaps that number will come in use now.. shall we see if he picks up the line? Where's that receiver...

Bingo!

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It's the season of Love!

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:17:47 GMT

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Dear Angel people! Thank you for making it easier for me and the crew to find our beloved Captain before our SQUISHY HUGS AND KISSES VALENTINES DAY!

At first I was like WWAAHHOO WHY ARE WE BEING TRAPPED IN LIKE THIS!? I've never been behind bars before because Johnny's just that good at getting us girls outta scrapes, heheee not that we can't do as good as he can! We were taught by the master of course! ^_^

But THEEN I was all There's people! All over! No more monsters and weird vampires and lions and tigers and bears even though I like bears (like Roger!) and kittys (Like Janus!) but not when they try to bite me, because then they that means no catnip for a week! BUT BUT BUT That means Johnny is close by!

He's here he's here I KNOW he is! He's going to get it so BAD when I see him!! ... Not before giving him lots of hugs and kisses ♥♥♥♥♥ ^^!!

We're on patrol now so no one get in our way! We're ladies on a mission. A mission of love!

But.. um.. Just in case you do see him... We're putting fliers up (They're the ones I collected off the streets when the Holy Knights put their first bounty out on him! I have these ALL OVER my room, hehehee!) all over our special little sector! It's got all the info you need on him!

We got a spiffy REWAAARDD for anyone that finds him too! This is from all our allowance moneys put together. :3 I've been saving! So please take a look if you've seen this handsome dazzling super uber face around! ♥!!

Which is better? With? Or With-out lip-gloss? Teehee! ♥

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((ooc: Megumiiiii play with meeeeeeeee :3 Johnny wants sum lovins! ♥ ))

Tis the season TO PARTY ME HEARTIES!

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 19:47:17 GMT

Hi hooo! This is First Mate May reporting! It's the 25th of Deeeeeeeeecember! And you know you know you know what that means, ri~ight?

It means it time to give me presents! .... Oh! And the crew too! I've been looking to get March a new penguin, or at least something that doesn't look all gross and chewed and drooled on like her's.. But umm..

Guu... You know I don't know if this is considered mutiny or not. But.. BUT! .. I KNOW Johnny would want us to have a happy jolly-holly time today! Mu.. and to think I've been saving this piece of mistletoe just for him all year.. I'll make him make it up to me when he get's back, that jerk! One kiss for every day he's been gone! That should teach him! Leave'n a girl alone on CHRISTMAS of all days! Ooohh why when he walks in that door...!

Dynamu left a long while ago.. he said he had to go look for something! I think it was for Johnny and I know if anyone could find him, it'd definitely be him! He's all super advaaaaanncceed and stuff! So so.. Maybe he might come after all! Waaahh so excited! I wonder what April got me, I hope it's something sparkly, sparkles always remind me of Johnny...♥

So we’re having a celebration at the Rose Garden today! If you wanna come, it’s just by the big orange ship that says ♥ LOVE JOHNNY ♥ on it! You can’t miss it!

But you know what makes this day even MORE extra special? Because some lucky bum happens to have been born on this day too! I searched and searched and searched, and just KNEW Johnny had gotten him a few things for his birthday.. But I couldn't find one of them! Oh well, he probably would have thought it was funny away... buuuuuuuuut! We DI~ID find the ootthheerrr thiiing Jooooohnny-luv got hiiim ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Shh! SSSSSSSSSSSHSHSHSHSHSSSH!! I think I hear Megumi coming! Everyone get into position! You all remember his catchphrase, right? Dizzy you stand here, April stand next to me, okay? June don't you eat that chicken! Uwaah Sephy watch out you'll drop the plate and--

HAPPY DAY AXL!

!!!PLEASE ASSIST!!!!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:08:11 GMT

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Please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLLLLLLLLLEASE!! Anyone.. Anyone who knows anything about... Machines.. and Robots.. and.. Bio..degra..da..ble... stuff! WE NEED YOUR HELP QUICK!

We've been able to stabilize him WE THINK.. how do you really check the vital signs of a robot!? and he seems in a really, really, really deep sleep.. The bleeding I didn’t know robots COULD BLEED. stopped after we cauterized but.... but.. but.. He has NO ARM. And NO LEGS.. How will he walk again without those!?

Please, someone has to know something about this! Johnny didn't teach us about this sorta technical mumbojumbo TT___TT!!!!!

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Thu, 02 Nov 2006 20:09:17 GMT

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I've made.. a grave mistake...

I shouldn't hav--

--What's perfection worth if--

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heart broken..

was better off K-krrsshhh..!

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not the one he deserves..

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It's not... me he lov--G-aagh! GEH-HAAWK~!!

What is this...!?

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Johnny? ...Johnny?! .. KYAAAAAAA~!!

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His VRD.. Johnny.... Where--

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((ooc: EDIT: Wah! Sorry I guess I wasn't clear enough... Johnny's Recording, is just what it is, 'A Recording' The picture was for your refference as a player only. For the moment, not even Johnny's crew knows he's been turned into a monster. Sorry for the mix-up ;;

REFER HERE FOR HOW THIS CAME ABOUT. The virus infected into Johnny through his trial with Robo-ky has finally been brought to life, thanks to alittle help from Jack's party, and his careless gallivantings with Dynamo and Axl ♥ ... Johnny's not going to be around for a long while ♥ This is what you get for being a stud-master. Beast design and artwork (c) Dynamo ♥ ))

Entry #24

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:02:16 GMT

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Captain's Log!

Ahh the sweet smell of victory. Do you scent it perfumed in the air as I do? Perhaps you are all still muddled up by your current state of affairs.. What with one strife ending, another pops up! Ah such is the burdened of life.. darkness hangs in the balance. Always there. Ever near. I believe everyone will face their trails soon enough in this world we're in now.. We're here to be cleansed, no? And all guys and gals share some sort of sin, even to the smallest white lie..

Ya know, I believe man can achieve perfection.. Why look at this miraculously pristine body before you! I'm one of the great examples! But man has to 'want' perfection, before he can claim it, you know.. Nothing can be forced on humanity. That's why we have so many rebels. That's why we have people like me around. Hey, you all may think what I did was a bit foolhardy. But which of you has even bothered to fight back, aye? It's all fine and dandy if you wanna stay here.. Who am I to keep you from being self-preserving? So I suppose I've been going out here, sticking my chiseled nose out for the lot who are still yearning for their home.

I've always taken my home with me where-ever I go, so really I got no homesick problem, save for the fact I got some nice folks back in my own time who need much more attention than the one's here. Ya know, back in the place where people appreciated my work. Ah well ah well, I suppose this world is full of pessimism and one just does not know how to look on the bright side! One does not know how to look for a way out. One does not even want to put the effort into it!

But I have to say.. it is endearing to see those that are making the most of what they have here... Unwilling to stop their lives to be lived because a simple change in scenery. Why look about you today! The city is covered in ornaments and party favors of all sorts! This is what I like to see! This sort of enthusiasm in my people who still believe in having a good time even in dark times. Such optimism makes my grand heart sing... And you can bet I'll be joining you tonight for the garish festivities..

Megumi, I know you've caught yourself in a bit of a mess, and I've come to wish you well, I hope you do not mind visitors.. I'll be sure to let the occupants of the castle know of my magnanimous presence.. Besides, I wouldn’t want you to miss what I've dressed your sweet prince up as~♥

Naa Dynamo? Come out of hiding, I have something especially special picked out for you!

To all you still willing to have a good time, this Johnny bids you a merry night!

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((ooc: Johnny's trial is of course still being written out HERE , thanks to my idiotic hiatus.. But I'm well now and will be getting back into the swing of things, promise! Picture is (c) My love, my one and only! Dynaaaaaa! )

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Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:08:10 GMT

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First Mate's Log!

Today's the day girls! Johnny's been soooOOOOoooo pooped from his stupid trial, but we're gonna make this day extra extra EXTRRRAAAA super stupendous for him! Oooohh knowing him he probably forgot again since he's been asleep ALL DAY LONG! If he keeps be'n lazy like that I'm gonna be SO MAD if he gets FAT! Buthewouldntbecausehe'sJOHNNYandJOHNNYcantBEFATthat'sjustUNPOSSIBLEsoNYA! Mmuuu.. Since we got here I found out this is the kinda place that anything you could ever dream of, and I wasn't sure what to get him, since if he really really REALLY wanted something, it'd be in his lap! Not that it's any different in any other world, heheeeee Johnny has the world on a silver platter uh huh! So I thought I'd get him something he lost!

Well sortaaaaaa.. See, he got all his cards burned in the trial sooooooooo.. I GOT HIM NEW ONES!

Look! There's Me and Dizzy heeheeeee! ♥ ♥

There's that weird Jepa... jupaa.. Japainish whatever guy! Haven't seen him in a while.. Maybe he went into hiding after everyone figured out he's wearing a diaper on his head. What a dork!

That's that coquettish lady.. Mrrr.. I better rip up this card before Johnny sees........

There's the lady with the crazy hair! Araaa.. *__* If I had hair like that, Johnny could never resist me! He always said he liked blonde.. ooooohh.. T_T

It's the hot head! He needs to chill out like Johnny!

Ohh that's Dizzy's friend! The depressed guy! He's always got his head down, I TOLLLLLDD him he should ask Johnny for tips on how to be happy! Johnny's ALWAYS in a good mood! ♥♥

Here's Axl! Awwww!! He's tripping into time again! Johnny should put a leash on him so he doesn’t fly away anymore! That would do the trick I know it! I could use my anchor on him too! ♥

Nyyuu.. I hope he likes 'em. I still don't know what all the gibberish means. But he just throws them at people anyway! So I don't think it'll matter! They're still pretty and wonderful and... Oh no! March nononononooOOOooo don't eat the cake yet!

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Entry #23 First Waltz!

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:34:06 GMT

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Captain's Log!

It's been some time, since the spirits of the people were lifted! I.. Your Captain of the skies. Your personal Amoroso, Johnny. Beseech you all! But most especially.. My dance partner for the evening!

Yes you! You Metallic, Manacling, Monotonous, Monotype, Monothematic, Magnificent, Magnanimous, Molecular, Machine! I've come here to this square to offer you my hand. Yes this hand, the hand of Robin Hood! Would you believe it? The great and eccentric one. Fiend of fiends. The dastardly Criminal of Crimes. Giving up!

But... Not as you think..

You have to work for it!

Non, non, non, this man cannot just go behind bars without a fair match to bring him down, no? Not that you can. Nor that you will.. But I'm a nice guy. I'll let you try! Anything for the sake of the dance!

Anything to fight for the freedom to love and be loved! Forgive me if I am out of line.. But such a law has no merit over one such as myself.. No.. For I am the essence that is Empathy!

So come now! Or come all! You're welcome to see the choreography I've written.. This will be no punishment to fear.. Non, non and another non! Not at all! I will lead you this day, and show you that though we may be caged in a world not our own.. We are not powerless!

With great beauty and extraordinary smiles, I will show you all the strength we have inside..

Come! Let's make this a tango one cannot forget! With the fires of passion this man, Johnny sets the world alight~♥!

I do hope this get's your attention...

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((ooc: Fireworks of bourbon and whiskey dazzling across the sky in the center square! All in the lovely shapes of "J"'s to flush his dance partner out into the open. Johnny welcomes you to the square with treats and good music! And once the fair Avatar Robo-ky makes the stage, the real show will begin! ♥ ))

Entry #22

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:47:06 GMT

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Captain's log!

A good first round if I do say so myself! Certainly the kind of excitement I was looking for in this city that seeks to oppress.. One does not usually encounter toys that can summon the elements to their command and lash them about wildly. Surely I would have enjoyed a better formation.. Yet the chaos of it all certainly readied me for my real punishment!

I honestly look forward to it with open arms! With a scuffle with such.. simple sentient beings, I'm more inclined to dance with a automaton with a bit more personality..

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Entry #21

Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:41:01 GMT

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Captain's Log!

My, my, and another my! Such distasteful and distracting creatures.. Here I thought listening to the local media would garner some much needed information.. Instead the poor people of this city are denied knowledge by such bothersome and useless interruption..

I do hope the next time they attempt to cause havoc it actually has a 'point'.. Dynamo? You've been looking for some fun, no?

Why not show these walking jungle-gyms what a real automatron can do... You have free-range. I can't have my people in fear of toys so very silly..

My ears are still ringing from so many garbled voices speaking at once over eachother.. They should learn how to take turns! Seems, only fair, eh?

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Entry #20

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:11:36 GMT

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Captain's Log!

The rumours of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated! Yet I implore you all who have come to my defense.. That this Johnny is truly honored by your noble standing! The world who loves him never fails to show their gratitude.. and he in turn never fails to repay them for their loyalty...

He swears to you to make this a dazzling display in your honor!

To the Holy Officer with his orders to sentence me.. Let us meet in the square before the grand fountain! There we shall dance a waltz the likes these people have not seen..

I promise never to disappoint.. So let's make this flashy, no~♥?

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Entry #19

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 16:06:46 GMT

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Captain's log.

Tonight I stood out on the roof of the pagoda.. And watched my girls dance about in the lights of the colored lanterns. It was the first time I had seen them without worry etching their brows since they heard those terrible screams from the city and the multiple gunshots that had been ringing out in the night.. It's the first night I've had not the heartache of hearing them cry.

I stood there and thought what it would be like if every night could be as jubilant as this..

And I sighed as a cold wind brushed my empty shoulder, reminding me that though I stand as a pillar to them.. I still stand alone. Lone under the dazzling starlight that studs heaven's gown.. Beautiful diadems shining there as our lights of freedom.

Lone to watch my allies scurry under the shade of the willows.. Heheh, Noble Officer arm in arm with Flaming Corruption (Yeah, I saw you) settling in the comfort of eachother's gaze.

There I thought of own lover's heart.. wrought with so many desires.. and one above all aching for another I should not. Yet one cannot control their own empathy once empathy finds you. And though I am lone with my little love, secret and tucked away inside this guarded heart.. I'll be content that I've learned to love again at all..

Be content that I find that love I cannot have worth fighting for.

Thank you Ranmaru-san. For bringing those of us who still strive for happiness together, even if for one night~♥

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Entry #18

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:10:32 GMT

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Captain's Log! Ah.. perhaps I should have this signal encrypted.. Now where's that switch.. ♥♠♣ Nonononon.. not card insignia.. Encryption! ├┤☺ш ▼℮®¥ ▲∩№¥ị∩Ģ...

There.. Wonderful~♥!

Ahem..

Citizens of Vertere! I have a request amongst you!

In my time on this plain of existence, I've come to witness tragedy and trials of the human spirit.. From the martyrs amongst the Gears and Holy Wars in my time.. To the eugenics of a single race of people.

What I see here in this new world built by beings divine.. Is but a repeat of history's downfalls to create utopia through genocide. And what I see here is genocide of freedom.

I've aimed for perfection throughout my lifetime.. Yet never have I forced those ideals on others. Frightened those into submission like corrupt governments do to their precious people in their haughty shows of power..

A sight I cannot bear and have strived to put an end to by offering my hands to those that are shivering with fear.. Finding themselves unable to fight back under powers that so heavily exceed their own.. that they seem godlike in comparison.

I'm offering that hand to you now. To those of you seeking shelter against what seems to be an impending war. Who long not to fight and are looking for escape.. Myself and my crew will happily protect you.

My ship. My armor. My compassion.

Are yours~♥

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Entry #18

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:33:20 GMT

Captain's log:

This.. is a most disturbing predicament. A hallucination? A nightmare? What is this.. what is.. I cannot express, nor fathom the amount of shock and.. awe.. and.. What's become of me! I would never dream of this! NEVER! Not like this..! I take care of little women!

I DO NOT BECOME LITTLE WOMEN!

As you.. may notice. Captain has.. misplaced his VRD, and has resorted to using this.. sweet little.. girl's.. endearing laptop. Luckily this Johnny still knows his way around a deck.. er.. Desk top.

Right right.. These hands are so.. small and delicate that it's difficult to get used to picking up or touching anything.

And I.. have found it most hazardous to pick up that little stick over there.. So seems black tech isn't beyond this child's touch and I... turned the sofa into a several rabbits who proceeded to copulate and scurry out the front door and into the streets..

This is a disgrace... I will be sure to erase this memory before it's burned into any unwanted minds..

However.. to make light of my situation.. I took the time to primp and preen this sweet girl into the likes of a young lady. Such lovely hair should not be left unbrushed!

This message shall self-delete...!

Enty #17

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:14:45 GMT

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Girl's.. This.. may sound harsh yet.. I propose there be no watching of children's television shows for.. quite some time.

In fact, let us merely have quiet time for a week or two, shall we? Johnny... has a headache from all the.. endless cycle of melodies, hmmmnn...

For now, we've settled our ship in the outskirts of the city, where the brush is dense and the air is peaceful.. Ah, just what I long for.

Though in my quest to find a moment of solitude, I found a darling young maiden, washed up from a horrific battle.. Megumi? Rest well, your wounds are far less severe than I had thought, yet we cannot be too careful, no?

For now.. let us be content in the blissful sound of silence..

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♪♫Entry #17♪♫

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:29:22 GMT

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♪♫Being a pirate is alright to be!

You do what you want for a pirate is free!

You are a pirate!♪♫

Yar har! Fiddlty dee!

If you love to sail the sea!

You are a Pirate!

Hmm~mmm.. Seems we've found ourselves in uncharted musical territory.. What say you make of it, May?

..Ah.. May-san?

Johnny! I want pink hair like that girl! Puulleeaaseee can I have pink hair pretty pleeeaaassee?!!?

E-ehhy... You're hair is.. most beautiful the way it is, Princess..

Oh! You really think so?! ♥♥♥♥

...ehhh.. Very.. much so, sweets..

Now, back to our.. Matter at hand.. So seems we've come across a word ruled by hand-puppets and... Strange men in tights..

All run by a eccentric little girl in pink who randomly breaks out into Eupo-pop song and dance..

It's... rather mesmerizing.. and difficult to resist joining in I.. I ah..! Whump~!

Here's a Real Pirate for ya mateys! Sing it, Johnny!

Naandaa..? Er..D..Do what you want for a pirate is free!
You are a Pirate!

Yar.. Har.. Fiddle.. tee dee.. Ugh.. Being a Pirate is alright with me! Do what you want because a Pirate is free..
You are a Pirate!

(You are a Pirate Yay!!!)
(Yay!)

W..we do have a map! (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box..!
That's all locked up with... locks?
(With locks!)
An..and buried deep away..
We'll.. dig up the box.. (the box!)
Wa..we know it's filled of precious bo..oty.. H-hey now! There are children pres-- (Booty!!)
E-eh..Slash open the locks..
And then we'll say hooray!

HURRAY!

Yar har fiddle lee dee

If you love to sail the sea

You are a pirate!♥♥♥♥

Weigh the Anchor girls!
Yar..uh Har fiddle.. tee dee..bfft!

Being a Pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'c-cause a Pirate is free!
You are a pirate!

Ar Yar hooy..a..di..bast? (This isn't even English!) Dig-gity.. diggity...diggity fast..
Hang the black flag a the end of the mast!
You are a Pirate!

(Hahahaha Yay!)

We're sailing away! (Set sail!)
Adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail, and explore! (Yar Har)
Then run and jump all day..? (yeah!) Well certainly not All day!
Gwah-We float on our boat.. (The boat!)
Until it's time to drop the anchor!
Then hang up our coats! (Yar Har!)
Until we sail again!

Yar Har fiddle lee dee
If you love to sail the sea
You are a Pirate!

Land Ho! Wa-Watch that street lamp, man!
Yar Har Fiddle lee dee... Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a Pirate!

Yar Har winds at your backs babes! Where ever you go!
Blue sky above and a blue ocean below!

You are a Pirate!

(Hahahahahahaha You are a Pirate!)

Ah..hahaha.. ha.. umph..

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Entry #16

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:30:45 GMT

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Captain's Log..

Across the world, this man is called by many a name.. to the Spaniards he is "Pistolero." To Italy is he is "Inamorato amoroso." The French, "L'Amoureux." And the German, "Der Luftpirat." Different words.. But they all mean the same thing.. Johnny: The Slinger, The Enamored One, The Lover, The Rogue..

For today at this moment though.. He's "The Closetaire." It's been a few hours now I've been stuck in this rather roomy walk-in closet.. I've made myself a bed in a clothes hamper just to get comfy and have resorted to coin tricks, sleeping, and drinking to keep my mind off the.. certain.. noises I hear outside this door.

An interesting night I must say.. Though I rather not throw my flirtatious airs upon just ANYONE again.. Such things could lead to...ah.. problems, persay.. Could give them the wrong idea you know? And I hate to be a heartbreaker.. I'm a man who heals the wounded heart!

Ah.. Yet now the house seems to be quiet. Though the cat burglar never leaves without his calling card, does he? I do hope my sweet Goddess gets the message..

Farewell for now, I shall return when the day be marrow~♥

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((ooc: Durring pervert day, Johnny went to meet Megumi.. and Before things could start to get beautifully adulterous, Axl walked in the door and Johnny was shoved in a closet.. for the rest of the evening. XD ))

Entry #15♥

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:31:54 GMT

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Captain's Log~♥!

Today is a day of amore! Do you not feel it? The scent of ladies perfume wafting the air! The pulse in your veins, it flows like fire straight to the heart!

Don't you feel it? The sensation that transfixes you to the one you adore most! How you suffocate freely and drown in their presence alone!

Do you feel it? Yearning to quench your forbidden thirst! Craving just one delectable taste!

Don't you feel it? Setting your desires alight.. burning to the deepest core of your lonely soul.

Come!

Do you feel.. Me? My arms around you.. Kiss your woes goodbye..

Don't you feel me? My love pressed only for you.. soft against your lips aquiver..

You Will feel me... My dearest one.. This day of amore~♥

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Entry# 14

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:30:38 GMT

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Captain's--AWk! ... ow.

Watch out down there! Aww, Captain, can you throw that wrench back up here? ...THA~ANK YOU!

Ahn.. as I was saying..

Captain's Log!

Our beloved May Ship's gotten herself into a tight spot.. Yet is it nothing my crew and I cannot wedge out of! The weekend's events left many troubled.. and to that I offer my personal condolences. Any woman willing to weep is open to my generous shoulder!

For now.. we've stepped right into enemy territory.. Yet fear not! Johnny is well on his way to gathering the scattered pieces of his grande vessel.. and will be disembarking shortly..

Not before he makes a quick scouting of a future battlefield, hmhm..

Currently, we are one member short, yet I've taken the liberty sending her a dazzling sign in the sky, to find her way back to us... It is my hope I find her on my brief outing. Dizzy, do well not to talk to strangers, right my lady?

And Kiske, you're chariot awaits you! Make haste! You don't want Sol to run the bar dry before we get there, do you?

Megumi, I trust you are well with your companions.. Contact me if there is anymore I can console you on~♥

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A Whole New World Entry!

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:38:14 GMT

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Captain's L--..Ernn.. What more is there to say, eh?

I've tangled with the wrong person, don't you think?

Aw.. Johnny! It's not so bad! You still got me~♥

Fawned! Toyed with! The gods of time and space leave my mouth dry as a wasteland!

You need a drinky-poo?

And tarnish the liquor with these wild ideals in my head? I'm out of my mind..

You, Johnny? Never EVER! We got to get you back on your feet that's all~♥!

♪Gawd it's absurd here to see you, Johnny!

Looking as if you've been dumped!♪

(M-May-san? Why are you singing?)

(Hush! We're cheering you up with the gift of song!)

♪All the girls here want to free you, Johnny--
Even when you have been trumped!

There's no man around as desired as you
You're ev'ryone's loved Robin Hood!

All the world's laud and aspired to you...

And we're here... to show you... why they Sho-o-ooold!♪

(You're too kind and.. creative.. yet I'm unsure how this helps...)

(Just listen you dope!)

♪No... one's... Sly as Johnny!
No one's Fly as Johnny!
No one's pecks that are flex make us Sigh as Johnny!

For there's no man around half as Gor-geous
Perrfect, a true A-do-nis!
You can try to deny all you want, Yes!
But you'll be so Transfixed you wont know what you Missed!

No one's Soared like Johnny!
To Crime Lord like Johnny!
No one's got a star's shine in his Sword like Johnny!♪

♪♫Amoroso Divine, I'm Exhilarating!♫♪

(There you go, Johnny!)

♫My- he's the guy, that Johnny!♫

♪Shout ten "Yo-hos"
Give twelve "Aye-ayes!"
Johnny is Cap-tain
And out-rank you he so can!

No one... Fights like Johnny!
Punch your Lights like Johnny!
In the air no one dares to sail Heights like Johnny!♪

♪For there's no one as agile and Honest!♪

♪♫As you see I have great wealth to Share!♫♪

♪His words are of beauty and kind Jest!♪

(Too right!)

♪♫And who can forget my long stunning blonde hair!♫♪

♪No one's Blitz like Johnny!
Tangles Wits like Johnny!
At the gala parade there's no Glitz like Johnny!♪

♪♫My eloquence shines when elaborating!♫♪

(Bravissimo!)

♫Encore for Johnny!♫

(Encore, Encore!)

♪♫There once was a boy who dreamed how crime would pay
So lone souls like him could be in charge
And now he's a Rogue and he shows them the way
With a bounty of grace that is laa~aarge~!♫♪

(Wow, he's really getting into it..)

♪No... one.. Raids like Johnny!
Blazing Blades like Johnny!
Then goes strutting about wearing Shades like Johnny!♪

♪♫I'm the Extraordinary Extraordinaire!♫♪

♪Say it again!
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more!
Who's the Hero next door?
Who's a Studly Success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his twelve company!♪

♪There's just one guy around who's got all of it DO~OWN!♪

♪And his name's J-O-H- N - ♪

(Hey! What's his Last name?)

♪J-O-H-N - E - ♪

(He has one!?)

♪J-O-H-N-N - ♪

(I dunno either!)

♪Oh Well!♪

♪♫♪♫JOHNNY!!!♫♪♫♪

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Like the Phoenix he Rises from the Ashes!

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:11:31 GMT

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And he blazes a dazzling pathway across the heavens!

HHHMMmmmnnn..Ahh.. Now if that wasn't the most fulfilling beauty rest I ever had, I don't know what is!

What has it been, a month and five days? To have been asleep so long I must be Thirty-six times more handsome than before!

And once again my girls show their brilliant resilience during my little holiday, which quickly reflected unto me the moment these lovely eyes opened.

Ah yes I feel as strong as a stallion in the starting-gate! Ready to sprint into action!

In the cockpit now, our location is over clear blue waters in clear blue skies... Which is.. June, could you hand me your sextant? Thanks, Lovely~♥ We~er're.. Heading east towards the Congo?

May wanted to see the giraffes cause orange is her favorite color!

We've been conserving fuel and the port ahead is a good place to fill-up!

There's a darling little oil-rig right off the coast, Captain~♥

An we hit this place before, no prob nab'n a few hundred gallons!

That's my girls! Always thinking ahead! Wonderful!

Now the question is, what of my other comrades, hm? Seems I have some updating to do...Ah?

Jo~ohnny! The oil rig is dead ahead!

Looks like it's my turn to boogie. April! Jellyfish, let's lilt to starboard! Ready to maraud and Dive at one knot on my mark!

♪GERONIMO!!♪

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Entry #11

Thu, 25 May 2006 04:00:05 GMT

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Captain's log~! Agh-errnn..

Aahh Ahem..! Goddess of Luck, Goddess of Fate.. You have been generous to your loyal Johnny! Conspiring together to bring me back where a Captain belongs.

Where, you ask?

After the explosions.. much is a gauzy blur!

Kiske, prattling on about hospitals.. Things a rogue can't be bothered with, you know? Any excuse to get this man behind bars! Honestly, does he not give up?

The next thing I know, I'm in a daze.. Thinking about home and..

Well here I am!

Dandy as ever and ready to--G-EH~!...

Hmm.. A dazzling escape.. I'm proud to have gone out with a bang. A smoldering reminder that you never steal from a capital thief! Our vengeance knows no bounds of the world, Ahahah-ANHH.. uhnn..

Megumi, I pray you are well.. Perhaps your smiles will gleam far brighter than ever before now?

Riku-san.. Ha, twilight isn't so bad, huh? Look how strong it's made you! Like basking in the sun, without the burn!

Ranmaru-san, maybe you'll bloom with your comrades so loyally returned to you.. You got your hope back, I know you'll never let it waver!

Miss Aerin.. Hmmm you put up a good fight.. I'd like to waltz with you again very soon.. on.. less serious grounds.

.....

....

Axl-...

JOHN~NNY!

[Shift! Muffled.]

Ah! M-may-san!

I brought you your breakfast! Sunny-side up and I even put the umbrella in your orange-jui... Johnny! Lay down! WhatareyoudoingoutofbedYOU'RESTILLHURT!Joohhnnnnnnnyyyy!!

P..princess I'm~!

FineFineFine DandyDandyDandy! Then how come I heard you all..moanylike and your eyes are glassy anndd! Johnnnny you gotta rest cause you'll make me sad if you don't heal right away and you said you'd never ever ever make me cry and--What're you hiding behind your back?

Nand-a-It's just~!

[Fabric rustle. Tap-tap. CLANK.]

You're VRD!? I thought I took that away from you! NO blahblahblahing till your chest is all betteerr! And after all that time Dizzy took on you too.. You shoulda just let Mr. Escargaawwd take you to the doctor! Even though I get to play nurse now to my Johnny-wanny! Heheheheheheee..

FAh..um.. uhh Forgive me, princess.. I'm just concerned for my-ugh! ... You know how I feel about hospitals.. Why.. they could have recognized this distinguished face! And then I'd be behind bars instead of being taken care of by the prettiest nurse around!

Oh Johnny! I'll kiss your woes away! Heheee! Muuwaah!

Johnny-san..? Are you.. feeling alright now? Oh! Um.. am I interrupting? I'm sorry I'l-

Dizzy! Nononono come back! I think he's still all tender!

Is captain awake?!

JOHNNY-SAAMMAAA! You look sooo much nicer! NOTTHATYOUDON'TALWAYSLOOKGOOD! even when all burny and bleedy and oowww...

Jaawwnniii! Boo boo fweel bwetter?

Did you sleep well? I hope you liked the orange juice, I squeezed it all by myself!

I helped!!

Me too!

Good morning, Captain.. I hope you're fairing well! Fighting dragons, a monster bird, and escaping a burning castle must have been so awful!

Not for Johnny! There's nothing he can't beat! Riiiight?

Ahh.. Girls, girls! One at a time.. I'm glad to finally see such beautiful faces again.. You haven't the faintest what horrible trials I went through.. Just to get back to you all--ahn.. You'll have to excuse me.. Johnny's.. er.. a tad..

Your eyes look so different, Johnny! I think you need a hug!

Nan..!?

YEAH A HUG! We haven't gotten to properly commemorate your return and stuff!

Wah..Wait! J-johnny's still~!

One.. two.. THREE!

Guuwa~awwk!!

GROUPHUG!!!!

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Sat, 06 May 2006 12:54:06 GMT

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Captain's Log~!

The Noble Goddess swift and sure.. guide my blade, let justice endure!

Goddess of Fate be with me.. save those whom I long to be..

Trust me and we'll flirt till the end of days..

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Entry #9

Fri, 05 May 2006 09:02:10 GMT

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Captain's Log..

Journeying with Miss Megumi has been a soothing one.. Despite the literal Oblivion we're heading towards.

She's lit the way though she's troubled. I understand what a lover feels when they are without their inamorato.. It is likened to a piece of your heart.. adrift at sea and slowly disappearing over the horizon. You sail on the winds of devotion, desperate to reach out even as the current flows against you..

That's how this place feels.. The farther we go, the more it feels as if we're standing still.. And they drift--

What's with this place?

Everything's the same.. Castle walls, yet not a corridor in site.. Stairs after endless stairs.. doors to doors.. leading us from one illusion to the next!

I'm just following the trail of my heart.. Drifting, drifting.

Drifting, drifting.

Axl.. Don't turn us away! Don't turn me--..

This place is worse than purgatory, Ky would be livid, heh heh!

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Entry #8

Mon, 01 May 2006 09:09:16 GMT

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Captain's log..

Surprises are abound now aren't they? What's Lady Luck flaunting me with this time?

First I part ways with my fellow man, trusting him with my first mate.. while I take the initiative to lend a hand in rescuing our precious little orchid..

Then.. the recordings started.. This Johnny, is not partial to sounds of distress. It comes with the job description.. Yet that sound.. that sound..

I've heard it before... But it was from him. .. You fool, you stupid, stupid fool! It wasn't enough she was attempting to steal your heart.. but your whole body too? That wench.. she'll never get away with this!

Not so long as I know he still has what I gave him.. That clueless little-- haha.. He wouldn’t even know how close it is to him now.

Yet that's not all is it Lady Luck, hm? You bless me with yet another charm! A rose-blossom no less.. Hmhm, she's really everything he said she'd be. Strong-willed, humble, glowing, and blithe.. A Goddess by any other name.

Maybe Lady Luck's smiling more upon him now?

Whatever she's doing, I'd much rather be doing the smiling myself. I'll smile brilliantly for you, Luck would envy! You wouldn't doubt me, right?

There's just one thing that's refusing to quell through all this... these pangs in my chest.. I'm not sure what they are.. Hm, nothing I cannot handle.

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